tao-jones asked: but for those less fortunate than our friend here, there is hope yet. recent advances in climate-manipulating technology will begin to play an enormous role in the birth of a new era of outdoor living. even you, the humble, cubicle-bound plebeian of the modern metropolis, will soon have the power of weather control, right in your own home! You'll never have to leave the safety comfort and privacy of your high-rise condominium again!
As the government continues to make incredible advances with the WeatherDome and the outside world becomes more and more room temperature, you have the pleasure of creating the harshest of weather conditions in the safety of your own home.